You're Adventures of Huckleberry Finn!
by Mark Twain
With an affinity for floating down the river, you see things in black
and white. The world is strange and new to you and the more you learn about it, the less
it makes sense. You probably speak with an accent and others have a hard time
understanding you and an even harder time taking you seriously. Nevertheless, your
adventurous spirit is admirable. You really like straw hats.
Um - no. But next time you see (or hear) me, I may just be speaking in an accent because that's the only part of this that sound even remotely fun!
Have a great weekend - get ready for Happy Hour!!