Maybe the deer was only pretending to be dead. Maybe it had an evil plot for world domination, starting with Chanhassen, which involved luring cops to the scene....
You know, those dead deer are very dangerous. Who knows what subversive activities they are planning? All of that lying around looking all bloated and deceased is just an act, I'm sure.
Or maybe not: maybe there is a deer-ish zombie master out there just biding his time in taking over the world, one Chrysler at a time.
Maybe it was his party hat?
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LOL!
Rolling on the floor over here...
LOVE the police reports...pretty sure the police don't think they are as funny as we do though...
That's the best column in the newspaper!!
Maybe the deer was only pretending to be dead. Maybe it had an evil plot for world domination, starting with Chanhassen, which involved luring cops to the scene....
What's suspicious about a dead deer?
How sad. Death didn't let the deer rest his suspicious nature.
Police reports are the best! Well it's hard to light the fireworks and get away quickly when you have hoves.
I suspect it was either only PRETENDING to be dead (you know, to lull passersby, and then its buck buddy would mug the would-be good Samaritan) --
or, more sinisterly, it was a possible ZOMBIE deer. You don't want THOSE in your neighborhood.
Zombie deer roaming your parts - better lock your doors!
You know, those dead deer are very dangerous. Who knows what subversive activities they are planning? All of that lying around looking all bloated and deceased is just an act, I'm sure.
Or maybe not: maybe there is a deer-ish zombie master out there just biding his time in taking over the world, one Chrysler at a time.
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